WHAT WOULD KEITH RICHARDS DO?

14. GO INCOGNITO.

[please excuse me while i hide away… call me lazy bones.]

13. ROW YOUR OWN BOAT.

[you ain’t giving me no quarter / i’d rather drink sea water.]

12. GET LOST.

[he ain’t tied down to no hometown.]

11. STAY UP LATE.

[you’re lookin’ tired, babe, sittin’ there on the side.]

10. REJOICE.

[happy 69th birthday, keith!]

9. BE CHIVALROUS.

[chivalry isn’t dead… it just sleeps a lot.]

8. TRY BEFORE YOU BUY.

[well, you look so sweet when you’re in your jeans,

but you’ve grown up on me.]

7. CONCENTRATE.

[it’s not easy.]

6. KEEP YOUR BALANCE.

[it’s more fun when it’s a challenge…]

5. READ.

[preferably by a fire.]